Green beans.
Oh how I loathe them. I realize not everyone shares my utter disgust for the evil bean, so you will have to try and find your food equivalent.
Barbecue chicken.
Oh how I love it. Again, think of your food equivalent and insert in the place of barbecue chicken for the remainder of this blog.
Let me ask you something now. If you had the option of eating green beans right now, or barbecue chicken later, which would you choose? If you are a rational human being, you are voting for the barbecue chicken.
What could possibly motivate you to eat the green beans? Look at them. Come on now, you know they are not going to make you happy. If you eat those green beans right now, you are going to be full by the time the barbecue chicken comes around. You are going to sit there with the awful aftertaste of green bean in your mouth while everyone else enjoys the chicken.
Was it worth it? Were those few moments of satiating your hunger with a lesser form of food worth missing out on the real meal?
Why are you wasting your time eating something you really don't like? You know there is something better out there, is it really that hard to wait for it? Do you really need the comfort of that food so badly right now that you are willing to miss out on the real stuff?
To each their own. As for me? Bring on the barbecue chicken!
Metaphor- A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison
God's Gift to Women? Where do I Take Returns?
Men.
The Theory of Men: Men are God's gift to women and any woman blessed enough to be in their presence should want them.
Where do they get their courage? Their confidence? Their total lack of common sense?
First of all, kudos to any guy brave enough to approach a girl, and especially to ask one out. Do not let my comments dissuade you from doing so in the future, but please take heed to my remarks.
First. You have the right to ask a girl out, and she has the right to say no. You got to look around and choose who you wanted to approach. Just because you approached this girl, does not mean she wanted to be approached by you. Guess what? She just might not be that into you. Accept it. Embrace it. It will make life so much easier for the both of you.
Second. When you ask a girl out and she tells you she is busy, there are ways to tell whether or not she was just letting you down easy. If she says something like, "I can't, but we should do it another time" or "Rain check?" there may be hope for you yet. However, if she replies with something like, "No" or "I am busy with ....." she is not interested. If she is interested, she will make sure you know she really wanted to go. If she is letting you down easy, and I can not emphasize this enough, DO NOT PUSH IT! A sure fire way to get a girl angry and annoyed with you is to keep asking her out when she is obviously not interested. Let it go.
Third. That tight shirt does not look as good as you think it does. When you strut, we can tell, and we are laughing at you. Everything you say is not witty and hilarious. No, I am not staring at you because I think you are hot, you just have something on your face.
Fourth. Text messaging is evil. Do not ask girls out over text, we do not like it. Anything you say in text, can (and probably will) be held against you. Just because you say, "just kidding" or "I was being sarcastic" does not mean you are forgiven. If you say something insulting, you said something insulting, no matter what the intent behind it was.
Remember, I did not write all of this to scare men and make them quit asking women out. I just want all you guys out there to realize that you are one of a million, not one in a million... Get over yourself.
The Theory of Men: Men are God's gift to women and any woman blessed enough to be in their presence should want them.
Where do they get their courage? Their confidence? Their total lack of common sense?
First of all, kudos to any guy brave enough to approach a girl, and especially to ask one out. Do not let my comments dissuade you from doing so in the future, but please take heed to my remarks.
First. You have the right to ask a girl out, and she has the right to say no. You got to look around and choose who you wanted to approach. Just because you approached this girl, does not mean she wanted to be approached by you. Guess what? She just might not be that into you. Accept it. Embrace it. It will make life so much easier for the both of you.
Second. When you ask a girl out and she tells you she is busy, there are ways to tell whether or not she was just letting you down easy. If she says something like, "I can't, but we should do it another time" or "Rain check?" there may be hope for you yet. However, if she replies with something like, "No" or "I am busy with ....." she is not interested. If she is interested, she will make sure you know she really wanted to go. If she is letting you down easy, and I can not emphasize this enough, DO NOT PUSH IT! A sure fire way to get a girl angry and annoyed with you is to keep asking her out when she is obviously not interested. Let it go.
Third. That tight shirt does not look as good as you think it does. When you strut, we can tell, and we are laughing at you. Everything you say is not witty and hilarious. No, I am not staring at you because I think you are hot, you just have something on your face.
Fourth. Text messaging is evil. Do not ask girls out over text, we do not like it. Anything you say in text, can (and probably will) be held against you. Just because you say, "just kidding" or "I was being sarcastic" does not mean you are forgiven. If you say something insulting, you said something insulting, no matter what the intent behind it was.
Remember, I did not write all of this to scare men and make them quit asking women out. I just want all you guys out there to realize that you are one of a million, not one in a million... Get over yourself.
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