Men.
The Theory of Men: Men are God's gift to women and any woman blessed enough to be in their presence should want them.
Where do they get their courage? Their confidence? Their total lack of common sense?
First of all, kudos to any guy brave enough to approach a girl, and especially to ask one out. Do not let my comments dissuade you from doing so in the future, but please take heed to my remarks.
First. You have the right to ask a girl out, and she has the right to say no. You got to look around and choose who you wanted to approach. Just because you approached this girl, does not mean she wanted to be approached by you. Guess what? She just might not be that into you. Accept it. Embrace it. It will make life so much easier for the both of you.
Second. When you ask a girl out and she tells you she is busy, there are ways to tell whether or not she was just letting you down easy. If she says something like, "I can't, but we should do it another time" or "Rain check?" there may be hope for you yet. However, if she replies with something like, "No" or "I am busy with ....." she is not interested. If she is interested, she will make sure you know she really wanted to go. If she is letting you down easy, and I can not emphasize this enough, DO NOT PUSH IT! A sure fire way to get a girl angry and annoyed with you is to keep asking her out when she is obviously not interested. Let it go.
Third. That tight shirt does not look as good as you think it does. When you strut, we can tell, and we are laughing at you. Everything you say is not witty and hilarious. No, I am not staring at you because I think you are hot, you just have something on your face.
Fourth. Text messaging is evil. Do not ask girls out over text, we do not like it. Anything you say in text, can (and probably will) be held against you. Just because you say, "just kidding" or "I was being sarcastic" does not mean you are forgiven. If you say something insulting, you said something insulting, no matter what the intent behind it was.
Remember, I did not write all of this to scare men and make them quit asking women out. I just want all you guys out there to realize that you are one of a million, not one in a million... Get over yourself.
